press a button:















Jokes

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy

Scary Joke:
A scarecrow got a payrise 'cause he was outstanding in his field
- Cosmic Jo

Dear God! I want to send my ass back, coz this one's got a hole in it!

20 people have died of Viagra. And they still can't close the coffins - so they drilled holes in them - "stiffs"
- Cosmic Jo

I am not so sure about those computer programmers!! I think they're muddled up with their binary code, they're really all naughty ones. Willy X 1990 aprox

87% of statistics are made up.